thosearewords:

Problem: Life without caffeine grey and dismal.  Solution: Drink Coffee. Feel AWESOME.  Problem 2: Can’t sleep. Probably because still feeling AWESOME from coffee. Solution 2: Screw it, didn’t want to sleep anyway. I LOVE COFFEE! Problem 3: Why am I so tired? Twelve cups of coffee has to be equal to like, at least 7 hours of sleep.  Solution 3: Maybe thirteen is the right number. Problem 4: What do you mean my stomach is collapsing inward on itself like a dying star?  Solution 4: I hear they are doing some great things with cocaine these days.  Problem 5: Dead.  Solution 5: Finally getting some rest.
(From www.thosearewords.com)

thosearewords:

Problem: Life without caffeine grey and dismal.
Solution: Drink Coffee. Feel AWESOME.
Problem 2: Can’t sleep. Probably because still feeling AWESOME from coffee.
Solution 2: Screw it, didn’t want to sleep anyway. I LOVE COFFEE!
Problem 3: Why am I so tired? Twelve cups of coffee has to be equal to like, at least 7 hours of sleep.
Solution 3: Maybe thirteen is the right number.
Problem 4: What do you mean my stomach is collapsing inward on itself like a dying star?
Solution 4: I hear they are doing some great things with cocaine these days.
Problem 5: Dead.
Solution 5: Finally getting some rest.

(From www.thosearewords.com)

Snapping Chortle (From one of my writing projects)

“There,” Alana, said, pointing down a nearby alley. “That sounded like a chortle coming from that direction.”
“That’s the biting kind, right?” Travis D. asked.
“Well, I suppose the tone can be a little wounding, but…” Alana trailed off as she looked at Travis, who was now carefully turning over debris with a stick. His posture suggested he was concerned about his toes being bit. “You know I didn’t say ‘turtle,’ right?” she asked

wwmpc:

Check out the lastest Ways To Live Forever introduction video from Ella Purnell (Kayleigh). Be sure to like the movie’s official page for the latest updates and more upcoming videos at waystoliveforevermovie.com

wwmpc:

Ways To Live Forever’s North American website is now up - check it out at www.waystoliveforevermovie.com

wwmpc:

Ways To Live Forever’s North American website is now up - check it out at www.waystoliveforevermovie.com

Well-run libraries are filled with people because what a good library offers cannot be easily found elsewhere: an indoor public space in which you do not have to buy anything in order to stay. In the modern state there are very few sites where this is possible. The only others that come readily to my mind require belief in an omnipotent creator as a condition for membership. It would seem the most obvious thing in the world to say that the reason why the market is not an efficient solution to libraries is because the market has no use for a library. But it seems we need, right now, to keep re-stating the obvious. There aren’t many institutions left that fit so precisely Keynes’ definition of things that no one else but the state is willing to take on. Nor can the experience of library life be recreated online. It’s not just a matter of free books. A library is a different kind of social reality (of the three dimensional kind), which by its very existence teaches a system of values beyond the fiscal.

I’m not an employee, I’m an e-mail receptacle. #work #email #life

I’m not an employee, I’m an e-mail receptacle. #work #email #life

dontbetardyfortheparty:

This is the best thing on the whole internet

(Source: roonotpoo)